Author Profile - John Martin ( 1053 Posts )

It looks as though Newcastle United have brought in Diego Maradona to coach the kids judging by this goal last night.

Newcastle United are doomed to be the stereotypical ‘big lass’ left looking after the coats, at least while Mike Ashley is still here.

The Mike Ashley free advertising at Newcastle United is set to continue for the duration of Ashley’s involvement, following a statement today.

Loic Remy highlights his importance to Newcastle with his cool finish to win the match against Villa, what about next season though…

Only months left on his current contract, is it at last time for Shola to leave?

According to our sauces in France, the Yohan Cabaye PSG move has rapidly turned sour….not!

The season may be over in most eyes but here’s a golden opportunity to bring Newcastle United cup fever to St.James’ Park this year, if the club grasp it.

An ‘exclusive’ story about Newcastle signing Will Hughes may contain a more believable mention in passing about a failed bid for Jack Rodwell.

Newcastle United next season is now looking a scary prospect after no new signings in a year, Cabaye sold and the shambles I saw today.

A new Newcastle United pizza initiative could see fans starved into submission, a sparse diet of pizza and goals.